Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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