I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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