Need sex. Gaining weight.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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