anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
