Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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