Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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