i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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