Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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