So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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