How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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