bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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