i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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