How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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