I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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