She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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