Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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