Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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