I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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