She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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