Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
True college students do jello shots in the library
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