Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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