? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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