pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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