I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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