put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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