six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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