Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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