You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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