take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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