just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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