I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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