If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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