i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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