You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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