Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I will pee on everything he values.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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