So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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