is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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