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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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