Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
handjob tips. give me some.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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