what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Let's get the cat blown out
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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