would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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