yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
