For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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