bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
im on a boat
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