where does the pee come out of this thing
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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