Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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