chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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