I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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