All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
