In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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