I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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